Coffee is serious when it comes to waking up and putting you in a better mood. There is nothing funny about coffee, except these quotes. Don’t forget to smile today with this list of some of my favorite funny coffee quotes.

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! ~Author Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais

Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown

I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors. ~Author Unknown

In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour. ~Author Unknown

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~Ronald Reagan

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown

Coffee, n. break fluid. ~Author Unknown

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ~Author Unknown

C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? ~Author Unknown

If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee! ~Author Unknown

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.  ~John Van Druten

Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.  ~Author Unknown

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.  ~Author Unknown

Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I’ll have another coffee.  ~Author Unknown

All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.  ~Author Unknown

Do I like my coffee black?  There are other colors?  ~Author Unknown

COFFEE.SYS Not Found:  User startup disabled.  ~Author Unknown

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.  ~Jonathan Swift

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.  ~Author Unknown

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QOTD- Do you have any other funny quotes to add?